Guys here’s how to send nudes that the ladies really want

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As a woman in my 20s, I’m well acquainted with dating apps, particularly the hub of hookup we call Tinder.

Over the years, most of my chats on this platform have followed a similar pattern: small talk, decent banter, switch to WhatsApp, then BAM. Dick picture on the screen.

It’s a bit crowded. I mean at least have one girl drink before you show her your crown jewels.

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But a lot of men don’t think that way – for some reason, they think that throwing a picture of their genitals in the chat room is guaranteed to lead to sex.

Newsflash: It’s the number one place to get blocked.

Also, after a while after regularly presenting a selection, one tends to get desensitized to penis pics and it starts to get boring.

Exchanging pics can be fun, don’t get me wrong – but as someone who’s a little tired of unlocking their phone and being greeted with a dick, it’s time to share some tips on how to send decent nude pics, to put on the internet.

Believe it or not, there are some techniques that will make a girl more responsive. Constantly spamming cock pics isn’t going to get the response of « omg so hot take me now » (unless you’re really thirsty I guess, which is fair enough but not always representative of all women).

In other words, you must lure us. Give us something to work with. Let’s want this dick photo.

Here’s how to do it.

Make sure she’s in the mood

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The chat could be flowing really well – you cracked a few jokes, she seemed to find them really funny, and you’re thinking about asking her out.

Don’t give her a taste of what’s to come by zooming in on your penis with your phone camera – it will only stop the conversation in its tracks.

‘Yeah, just going to dinner’ *PENIS* ‘Uhhh’ *BLOCK“

No. First try to flirt a little. See if she responds similarly. Then you know it’s time to try a little visual action.

Start slow

Give her a taste – take off your shirt. Tease her with some chest hair. See what her answer is. What if she doesn’t seem ready? Don’t go full throttle and bang your dick out. That can wait another night.

Pro tip: Send a picture of your face if you really want to impress them – girls like to look someone in the eye before presenting a penis. It makes us feel like we are connecting with you.

Don’t show an entire body part

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This is top teaser material. There’s a big difference between tugging your pants down slightly and giving a hint of what’s underneath, and tossing your pants down in front of a bathroom mirror for a penis photoshoot.

This is prelude to the real thing – just because you’re online doesn’t mean you should treat it any differently. Can you get a girl in the bedroom and bang your cock out right away? If so, you’re not doing it right. Read our guide on what sex with a good person is like, then come back here.

Avoid spamming photos

Don’t give a girl tons of photos at once – that’s a bit much, and we’re hardly going to be browsing through pics of your cock from different angles while you sip a glass of wine (I mean, some might, but I certainly never have).

Send a few, see what their response is, and who knows? She might even send a few back. Oh. Exciting.

Include some captions or comments

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Add a few words to what you’re sending, preferably in a tone that suits the flow of the conversation.

If you were joking, send something funny next to the picture! It makes us feel a lot more comfortable and makes us feel like you’re sharing something intimate with us for fun, not just because you want sex.

FYI, you can just want sex — after all, that’s what Tinder is about — but at least try to treat us to wine and food first. Tasteful pictures, entertaining comments. treat us right


Nudes 101: when to send naughty pictures and what to avoid

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Sending files opens a whole can of worms when it comes to security.

We hear too many stories about celebs being leaked naughty pics by hackers, and every time this happens we start to panic about our own secret stash of sultry pics.

What if ours get hacked? What if we send an image that gets passed around or ends up online?

Here’s the bottom line: whenever you prepare to send an image, ask yourself one question: would you be okay with this being leaked?

If the answer is no, don’t send it.

I like to wonder if I would be done with the picture I just took if it blew up on a billboard. Would I be like, « F*ck yeah, I look hot » or « Oh my god, kill me now »?

If it’s the latter, just click Delete.

Only send promiscuous photos to someone you trust – because in reality you can’t guarantee what someone will do with your photo.

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Sure, it might seem like a great idea to send that smoking hot guy you matched a full frontal pic, but would you be okay with his buddies – or the internet – seeing it?

Also, keep in mind that sending a nude without facial recognition can still be recognizable — for example, if you have prominent freckles or tattoos. When in doubt, airbrush.

However, don’t do this by uploading your image to an online editing tool – you’ve only put your image online yourself if you do that.

Make sure your pictures are stored securely – if someone has pictures of you, make sure they’re on a safe device, e.g. B. a password-protected USB stick.

If you know a geek, get them encrypted so they’re harder to hack.

Do the same with your own pics – you may want to keep your sexy pics, but leaving them in your pics library can become disastrous when your friends or family start flipping through your photos….

In other words, send pictures that would let you see the world, keep your files locked, and don’t spam your dick to the ladies. ta

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