We don’t have many rules in this house, but we believe in two things: canned fish is an acceptable sacrament, and our bodies are a ~*temple*~ that deserve only the finest sexual wellness products. From sucking vibes like the Satisfyer Pro 2 to alien antenna toys, we have buckets of iconic clit vibrators that know how to take our hoo-ha to mind-blowing orgasms. But the latest TikTok viral trend in sex wellness toys is so different — so deceptively simple — that it has our horny fingers squared off.
Ladies and lizards, meet the WaterSlyde:
So… what are we looking at here? Think of this setup as an elevated, full blown iteration of the way you masturbated a long time ago dinosaur was still on TV (RIP), and pillow-hopping and awkwardly positioning your vulva under the bathtub faucet was the gateway to orgasm city. Times have changed, Jabroni! There are entire categories of sex toys and vibrators for banging and grinding, and the WaterSlyde is the first sex faucet accessory we’ve seen that turns an ordinary bath into an aphrodisiac spank session. Just tie it to the slide, turn on the faucet to the temperature of your choice, and enjoy the gentle, rippling sensation as the Bellagio Waterworks caress you in just the right spot.
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The slide comes from Loveability, a sexual wellness retailer that also sells condoms, water-based lube (of course), massage candles and more — but the 3D-printed slide is undoubtedly their star product, garnering over 2.5 million likes in one alone TikTok video and over 34 million views for the #WaterSlyde hashtag. « If the future of all mankind rested on this product, we would all dominate, » writes a user on the brand’s website, which has a 4.9-star rating. « 10s across the board. Hallelujah, amen, yes. This is the best product on planet earth. I can’t stress enough how much I love this. YES YES YES, a million yes. YES SIR. »
In the past, we’ve treated our nether to CBD lube, fancy pubic oil, and sex toys so high-tech they use their own AI. The WaterSlyde is a welcome reminder that sometimes less is more. It’s more when you realize you don’t need batteries or a tangle of charging cords with every brisk new purchase – and it’s definitely more when you realize how nice it is to find a toy that just uses water pressure to keep you going to please.
Whether you’re someone with mobility issues and/or clitoral sensitivity, or you’re looking for a bold new way of massaging and a good trip in the bath, the WaterSlyde sure looks like the best way to slide into summer this year.
Find out more about the waterslide at Lovability.
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